The Holy Pink of Adrelia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Layla Lakath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.566 billion Adrelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rampun. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Adrelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,242 Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work Rampun inhabitants look for work in puny suburbs (Adrelia has found 1 easter egg), doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adrelia's national animal is the Giant Moth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mothism.

Adrelia is ranked 43,804^th in the world and 1^st in New Karnaria for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.