The Republic of Ae7ogel is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36 million Ae7ogelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The very strong Ae7ogelian economy, worth 1.71 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,595 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,883 per year while the poor average 8,840, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is a problem. Ae7ogel's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ae7ogel is ranked 189,588^th in the world and 20^th in Exasperation for Highest Average Incomes, with 47,595.27 Standard Monetary Units.