The United Kingdoms of Aelwynn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Aella V with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.532 billion Aels are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klia. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aelwynnian economy, worth 67.9 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,824 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One of the most popular models in Aelwynn has a scarred face and one working eye, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, voting is compulsory, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelwynn's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aelwynnic.

Aelwynn is ranked 257,968^th in the world and 18^th in No Mans Land for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,396.96 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.