The Principality of Aeneas is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 9 billion Aeneasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Aeneasian economy, worth 440 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,957 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,293 per year while the poor average 9,986, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aeneas's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Aeneas is ranked 166,653^rd in the world and 1^st in Troy for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.