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Most Subsidized Industry: 16thMost Stationary: 75thLargest Mining Sector: 130th
The Phantasm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Eschew Obfuscation
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Afi-Aftos

Population46.214 billion

CapitalLoompaland
LeaderWhoop Dee Whoop
FaithDudeism

CurrencyFishterous Correlation
AnimalVermicious Knid

The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.214 billion Afi-Aftosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,648 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,058 Fishterous Correlations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, former slaves are free to be oppressed, and ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 75th in the world and 1st in Fredonia for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 16thMost Stationary: 75thLargest Mining Sector: 130thLargest Black Market: 145thMost Ignorant Citizens: 146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210thMost Avoided: 231stMost Primitive: 242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 258thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 371stHighest Crime Rates: 388thFattest Citizens: 519thLargest Populations: 532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 554thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 589thHighest Economic Output: 592ndMost Armed: 664thMost Efficient Economies: 758thLargest Retail Industry: 873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,849thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,509thHighest Drug Use: 3,958thHighest Average Incomes: 5,198thMost Influential: 5,378thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,025thLargest Governments: 7,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,178thNudest: 12,548thMost Devout: 14,386thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,460thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,948thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,623rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime.
  • : Afi-Aftos proposed constructing embassies between Fredonia and Pantherine.
  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, former slaves are free to be oppressed.
  • : Afi-Aftos was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Afi-Aftos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch.
  • : Afi-Aftos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Afi-Aftos agreed to construct embassies between Fredonia and The Next New World 2.
  • : Afi-Aftos agreed to construct embassies between Fredonia and Vulture of War.
  • : Afi-Aftos agreed to construct embassies between Fredonia and The project of the Holy John Three.

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