The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.226 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,060 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,685 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Afrigidoloco, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 82,636^th in the world and 3^rd in Austritaria for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,745.05 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.