The Ancient Nation of Age of Utopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 6.237 billion Age of Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Age of Utopian economy, worth 295 trillion Utopian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,395 Utopian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Age of Utopia's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Age of Utopia is ranked 243,689^th in the world and 2^nd in Amalgamated Federation for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 972.49 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.