The Republic of Agenda 5 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.611 billion Agenda 5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Agenda 5ian economy, worth 67.9 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,167 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, you're only as old as you feel, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agenda 5's national animal is the black cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agenda 5 is ranked 249,315^th in the world and 658^th in Prison for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.