The Dictatorship of Agent Helix is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.416 billion Agent Helixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The strong Agent Helixian economy, worth 220 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,955 Delta Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,604 per year while the poor average 12,675, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, a major religion has been named as Agent Helix's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Agent Helix in an international press conference, and Agent Helix has designated Agent Helix City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agent Helix's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agent Helix is ranked 205,138^th in the world and 9^th in Hiroshima for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.43 law-abiding acts per hour.