The Republic of Ageswinging is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.573 billion Ageswingingians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The thriving Ageswingingian economy, worth 112 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,620 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ageswinging's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ageswinging is ranked 45,148^th in the world and 35^th in Pluralpedia for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.