The Angry Brigade of Agitators is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 21.298 billion Rabble-rousers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Agitating economy, worth 318 trillion Propaganda of the Deeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 14,931 Propaganda of the Deeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agitators's national animal is the Little Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agitators is ranked 35,567^th in the world and 4^th in Red Army Headquarters for Safest, scoring 107.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.