The Most Serene Republic of Air-made String is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 894 million Air-made Stringians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The Air-made Stringian economy, worth 47.0 trillion estrogens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,601 estrogens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, diplomats miss flights while wandering Air-made String City Airport's endless art maze, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and cities in Air-made String declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Air-made String's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Air-made String is ranked 19,487^th in the world and 8^th in Incoherent Theming for Nicest Citizens, with 23.07 average smiles per day.