The Lunacy of Airitz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crazy Willy with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.102 billion Airitzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airitza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The thriving Airitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion Ritzes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,182 Ritzes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,190 per year while the poor average 8,727, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

The rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen, Airitz has designated Airitza as its capital city, Crazy Willy has just been declared ruler of Airitz in an international press conference, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Airitz's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is Madness.

Airitz is ranked 152,726^th in the world and 3^rd in North Paldaea for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,133.9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.