The Free Land of Airy Grass is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.326 billion Airy Grassians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption and Residency City. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Airy Grassian economy, worth 97.4 trillion grammatical changes a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,432 grammatical changes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and Airy Grass has designated Corruption and Residency City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airy Grass's national animal is the Secretariat.

Airy Grass is ranked 271,399^th in the world and 238^th in The Transitionists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 356.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.