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Most Rebellious Youth: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 478th
The Gilded Lands of
Left-wing Utopia
Salus populi suprema lex esto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.543 billion

LeaderEliana Marchesi


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.543 billion Alameians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,627 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,601 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, saying "don't do anything that Eliana Marchesi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, skateparks can be found in every city, and Lockwood's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 797th in the world and 274th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 99,356 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 483rdNicest Citizens: 518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 575thMost Advanced Public Education: 665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 771stMost Influential: 797thMost Cultured: 812thMost Developed: 843rdHealthiest Citizens: 864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872ndSmartest Citizens: 888thMost Inclusive: 896thMost Pacifist: 914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 924thMost Beautiful Environments: 945thLongest Average Lifespans: 992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,059thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,278thLargest Governments: 1,286thSafest: 1,493rdBest Weather: 1,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,960thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,618thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,682ndHighest Economic Output: 5,291stMost Secular: 6,421stNudest: 9,611thLowest Crime Rates: 10,399thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,604th
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 282nd in the regionMost Secular: 342nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionNudest: 355th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 396th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 516th in the regionMost Politically Free: 873rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 927th in the region

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