The Kingdom of Alan Far is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.987 billion Alan Farians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Alan Farian economy, worth 466 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 42,428 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,453 per year while the poor average 2,659, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alan Far's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alan Far is ranked 200,133^rd in the world and 3^rd in Far Away for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 866.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.