| Population | 23.077 billion |
| Capital | Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers |
| Leader | Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi |
| Faith | Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld |
The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.077 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 9,494 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 411,433 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, a passport is literally priceless, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Alanis Star, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.
Alanis Star is ranked 145th in the world and 1st in Esportiva for Most Developed, scoring 100.27 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Alanis Star, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Alanis Star.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Valentian lands.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in
Alanis Star, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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Alanis Star, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
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Alanis Star, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
































































































