The District of Alassane is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 16.394 billion Alassaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alassanean economy, worth 693 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,316 districtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Alassane has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Alassane in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alassane's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alassane is ranked 146,671^st in the world and 1^st in Congo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,089.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.