The Rogue Nation of Albiroja is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Pinchas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The powerhouse Pincha economy, worth 1.86 trillion Pins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,712 Pins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,576 per year while the poor average 7,715, a ratio of 47.5 to 1.
Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Albiroja's national animal is the Redwhite Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Albiroja is ranked 101,346th in the world and 79th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,270.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 7 »
Uueidhhd,
Semi-Sentient Tumbleweed,
Old Deathland,
Cefanezia,
Korvatt,
British Rangoon, and
Kronmark.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Albiroja, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Albiroja, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in
Albiroja, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
- : Following new legislation in
Albiroja, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
- : Following new legislation in
Albiroja, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.
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Albiroja was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Kronmark.
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Albiroja's influence in Squeaky Squeakers rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Albiroja was endorsed by
The Constituent Province of British Rangoon.
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Albiroja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Avoided and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in
Albiroja, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Pincha Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".









































