The Wonderful Empire of Aldonquia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Allah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.826 billion Aldonquians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vegia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aldonquian economy, worth 588 trillion Topeks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,185 Topeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and pedestrians are advised to avoid wearing red while crossing the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldonquia's national animal is the Vegitarian Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aldonquia is ranked 110,807^th in the world and 2^nd in The Place of Refuge for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,770.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.