The United Berber States of Alezabar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Adid Abu-Bouchareb with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.653 billion Berber are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alezier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Berber economy, worth 101 trillion Alezabarian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,697 Alezabarian Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,918 per year while the poor average 5,013, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Alezabar's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Sunnahism.

Alezabar is ranked 172,988^th in the world and 117^th in Barbaria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 384.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.