The United Berber Clans of Alezabar is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Adid Abu-Bouchareb with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.318 billion Berber are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alezier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The all-consuming Berber economy, worth 579 trillion Alezabarian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 91,686 Alezabarian Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezabar's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lavenderism.

Alezabar is ranked 180,624^th in the world and 56^th in Aceon for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.81 on the Bus Surprisal Index.