The Hyperic Czardom of Alezdotyre is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Igor Estrasov VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.84 billion Hyperian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperius. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,844 Rodins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezdotyre's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.

Alezdotyre is ranked 233,915^th in the world and 70^th in Aceon for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68.06 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.