The Holy Empire of Alhelrenreetnolo is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 6.765 billion Alhelrenreetnoloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Alhelrenreetnoloan economy, worth 202 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,889 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Alhelrenreetnolo in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alhelrenreetnolo's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alhelrenreetnolo is ranked 184,774^th in the world and 3,681^st in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.