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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 45th
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Alien Magic

Population45.03 billion

CapitalAlien Magic City
LeaderKang
FaithWorship of the Mighty Kidney

Currencykidney
Animalox

The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.03 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 25,567 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 567,781 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,318,248 per year while the poor average 5,106, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, AI models unanimously choose all government facts, not all rivers run to the sea, and police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Gatesville Inc for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1,041.5 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 45thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 48thFattest Citizens: 67thMost Avoided: 73rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 75thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 82ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdLargest Gambling Industry: 95thHighest Economic Output: 95thMost Ignorant Citizens: 100thMost Corrupt Governments: 170thLargest Mining Sector: 175thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 212thMost Devout: 217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 386thHighest Average Incomes: 413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 548thLargest Populations: 980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,141stLargest Retail Industry: 1,197thRudest Citizens: 1,239thMost Stationary: 1,291stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,124thMost Efficient Economies: 2,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,972ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,405thNudest: 4,304thMost Influential: 5,938thMost Conservative: 6,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,965thLargest Governments: 7,639thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,520thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,431stTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,216thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,824thMost Patriotic: 27,514th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, not all rivers run to the sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, AI models unanimously choose all government facts.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Alien Magic's influence in Gatesville Inc rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the School of Hard Knocks is receiving record application numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, ants are charged with crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains kidneys.

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