
| Population | 45.03 billion |
| Capital | Alien Magic City |
| Leader | Kang |
| Faith | Worship of the Mighty Kidney |
| Currency | kidney |
| Animal | ox |
The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.03 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 25,567 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 567,781 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,318,248 per year while the poor average 5,106, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, AI models unanimously choose all government facts, not all rivers run to the sea, and police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.
Alien Magic is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Gatesville Inc for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1,041.5 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Alien Magic, police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners.
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Alien Magic, not all rivers run to the sea.
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Alien Magic, AI models unanimously choose all government facts.
- : Following new legislation in
Alien Magic, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
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Alien Magic's influence in Gatesville Inc rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
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Alien Magic, the School of Hard Knocks is receiving record application numbers.
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Alien Magic, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
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Alien Magic, oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement.
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Alien Magic, ants are charged with crimes against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in
Alien Magic, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains kidneys.






















































