The Abandoned Nation of Alimba is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trummpp Funggus with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.767 billion Alimbans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limab. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alimban economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,758 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alimba's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fenz.

Alimba is ranked 105,949^th in the world and 2^nd in Star Sncuuhio Parimsa for Rudest Citizens, with 52.48 insults per minute.