The Commie of Alive2 is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.124 billion Alive2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alive2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,103 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, penguins that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, students cut up leftover bitcoins during Arts and Crafts, and the sudden rash of anti-drug laws has left everyone dazed and confused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alive2's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Alive2 is ranked 7,838^th in the world and 3^rd in Free macau for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,079.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.