The Song and Dance of Alizee Jacotet is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Alizée Jacotey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.506 billion Jacoteys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blonde. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacotey economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Fifty-Sixties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 130,406 Fifty-Sixties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 674,550 per year while the poor average 13,696, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alizee Jacotet's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goddesses.

Alizee Jacotet is ranked 238,718^th in the world and 4^th in Goddessica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.