Population | 10.19 billion |
Capital | Blonde |
Currency | Fifty-Sixty |
Animal | Goldfish |
The Matriarchy of Alizee Jacotet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.19 billion Jacotets are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blonde. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jacotet economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Fifty-Sixties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,864 Fifty-Sixties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 659,972 per year while the poor average 13,170, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.
Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alizee Jacotet's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Alizee Jacotet is ranked 74,765th in the world and 6th in Goddessica for Most Stationary, with 629.71596503708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Alizee Jacotet's influence in Goddessica rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Alizee Jacotet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Alizee Jacotet, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.