The Menace of Alligator is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ali E Gator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.662 billion Alligators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alligatopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The powerhouse Alligator economy, worth 765 trillion fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,421 fleshes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the government thinks Alligators can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alligator's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alligator is ranked 6,355^th in the world and 1^st in Jabodetabek for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,298.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.