The Empire of Allodia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Karine of Allodia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.91 billion Allodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the Martyrs. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allodian economy, worth 230 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,870 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, bris parties are all the rage, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allodia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Allodia is ranked 14,976^th in the world and 81^st in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 25.46 average smiles per day.