
| Population | 1.911 billion |
| Capital | Ma'malik'e |
| Leader | Khalifah |
| Faith | Tao hid |
| Currency | Pure Metals Ton |
| Animal | Flying Swan Horse |
The Free Land of AlOmar is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Khalifah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.911 billion AlOmarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ma'malik'e. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient AlOmarian economy, worth 160 trillion Pure Metals Tons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,804 Pure Metals Tons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, the entirety of Khalifah's administration can be crammed into a phone booth, political cartoons depicting Khalifah's face on a Flying Swan Horse's buttocks are selling like hotcakes, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. AlOmar's national animal is the Flying Swan Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao hid.
AlOmar is ranked 41,918th in the world and 1st in NonBloc for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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AlOmar, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
- : Following new legislation in
AlOmar, political cartoons depicting Khalifah's face on a Flying Swan Horse's buttocks are selling like hotcakes.
- : Following new legislation in
AlOmar, the entirety of Khalifah's administration can be crammed into a phone booth.
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AlOmar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
AlOmar, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
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AlOmar, Khalifah is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.
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AlOmar, AlOmarian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
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AlOmar, the right to counsel goes both ways.
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AlOmar, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
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AlOmar proposed constructing embassies between NonBloc and Indonesia.


























