The State of Alouetta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.458 billion Alouettans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong Alouettan economy, worth a remarkable 2,124 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,786 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Alouetta has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Alouetta in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alouetta's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alouetta is ranked 99,625^th in the world and 1^st in Alouetta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,016.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.