The Third Social Alliance of Alragone is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 21.094 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stardust City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,197 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 530,814 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Kyldellians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alragone's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Alragone is ranked 187^th in the world and 1^st in The Illuminati for Lowest Crime Rates, with 253.91 law-abiding acts per hour.