The Kingdom of Altevan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 1.31 billion Altevanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The all-consuming Altevanian economy, worth 135 trillion Katehershes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,553 Katehershes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is well under control. Altevan's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Altevan is ranked 177,962^nd in the world and 86^th in Here Lies Squidwards Hopes and Dreams for Highest Drug Use, scoring 124.51 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.