The Republic of Altinity is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.516 billion Altinityians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Altinityian economy, worth 596 trillion mikas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,129 mikas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,415 per year while the poor average 2,766, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Altinity's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Altinity is ranked 236,111^th in the world and 3^rd in Kezia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.