The Constitutional Monarchy of Avaliona is a small, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 36 million Avalionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Avalionan economy, worth 2.07 trillion bits a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 57,605 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avaliona's national animal is the falcon.

Avaliona is ranked 81,478^th in the world and 2,714^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.