The Union of Workers Republic of Prestes Order is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Prestes VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.894 billion Prestovians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prestrovia. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Prestovian economy, worth 539 trillion Prestilhos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,564 Prestilhos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Republic of Prestes Order's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laborism.

Workers Republic of Prestes Order is ranked 205,407^th in the world and 4,410^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.