The Republic of Eggplant Island is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mr President with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.635 billion Eggplant Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Area. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eggplant Islander economy, worth 980 trillion Eggplant Island Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,784 Eggplant Island Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, much of Eggplant Island's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, group hugs break out during floor votes, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggplant Island's national animal is the Eggplant Islander Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eggplant Island is ranked 248,152^nd in the world and 5,157^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.