The Kingdom of Sabaleta is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 355 million Sabotages are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcos Grace. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sabaletan economy, worth 37.1 trillion Selus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,587 Selus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and large areas of Sabaleta are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabaleta's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sabaleta is ranked 129,049^th in the world and 2,735^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 851.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.