The Fēdaracija of Alypha is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aleksa Kraiskins with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.363 billion Alyphans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulkānspils. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alyphan economy, worth 456 trillion Pearls a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,692 Pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Alypha, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBA Governor goes house hunting, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alypha's national animal is the Slugcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Radiance.

Alypha is ranked 12,167^th in the world and 7^th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,796.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.