The Empire of Amazonianlin is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Max Renower with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.8 billion Amazonianlinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nudedanien. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonianlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion EuroDollers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 178,133 EuroDollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amazonianlin's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nudism.

Amazonianlin is ranked 326,853^rd in the world and 1^st in Amazonian for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.03 on the Kitten Softness Rating.