The Free Land of Ambrolauri is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.434 billion Ambrolaurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starleta. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ambrolaurian economy, worth 134 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,207 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Ambrolauri look to be the happiest ones, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambrolauri's national animal is the chaeryeong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ambrolauri is ranked 41,499^th in the world and 1^st in Hamster and Gretel puppet storage for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,062.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.