The Dominion of An Infinite Amount of Snails is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.606 billion Infinite Amount of Snailsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Infinite Amount of Snailsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion Half-snails a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,922 Half-snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Infinite Amount of Snails's national animal is the Poisoned Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

An Infinite Amount of Snails is ranked 7,851^st in the world and 1^st in Holy Catholic Crusader League for Nicest Citizens, with 37.82 average smiles per day.