The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.154 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 14,741 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 812,017 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Angbhandian city, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Angbhand but at least the trains run on time, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angbhand is ranked 309^th in the world and 9^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 99.26 Atheism Rate.