The Republic of Angel 7 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 1.69 billion Angel 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.6%.

The Angel 7ian economy, worth 88.1 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,156 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and music award shows include surprise polygraph segments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel 7's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angel 7 is ranked 78,519^th in the world and 8^th in Starland for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,667.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.