The Angel of Angels of Envy is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.466 billion Angels of Envyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The powerhouse Angels of Envyian economy, worth 885 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,230 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, compass sales have gone south, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angels of Envy's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angels of Envy is ranked 261,628^th in the world and 3,787^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.