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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,146thLargest Retail Industry: 2,295thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,307th
The Presidency of
Corporate Police State
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Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Angry Trump

Population12.259 billion

CapitalTrump Tower
LeaderDonald Trump
FaithTrumpism

Currencydollar
Animalgreat white shark

The Presidency of Angry Trump is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.259 billion Angry Trumpians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Angry Trumpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,390 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 194,959 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,090,531 per year while the poor average 17,329, a ratio of 62.9 to 1.

Rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Angry Trump's national animal is the great white shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Angry Trump is ranked 191,155th in the world and 2nd in The Antichrist Trump for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.48 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,146thLargest Retail Industry: 2,295thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,307thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,738thMost Armed: 3,815thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,531stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,010thMost Secular: 6,294thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,359thLargest Mining Sector: 9,107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,267thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,399thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 26,216thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,795th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
  • : Angry Trump was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Trump, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.

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