The Puppet of AnimalFarm is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.519 billion shadows are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant shadow economy, worth 64.0 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,507 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, organ donation is compulsory, military spending recently hit a new high, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AnimalFarm's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

AnimalFarm is ranked 318,875^th in the world and 1^st in A multipolar world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.11 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.