The Always Answer 1 of Answer 1 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Numero Uno with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 8.024 billion Answer 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Answer 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Ones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,307 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 1's national animal is the Cyclops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Primary Messianic Monotheism.

Answer 1 is ranked 291,439^th in the world and 25^th in Testregionia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.