| Population | 6.948 billion |
| Capital | Fourth Fort Fourmosa |
| Leader | Four-um Mod |
| Faith | Fourian Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | Quarter |
| Animal | Four Legged Animal |
The Fourdom of Answer 4 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Four-um Mod with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.948 billion Aforians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fourth Fort Fourmosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Aforian economy, worth 972 trillion Quarters a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 139,896 Quarters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 427,356 per year while the poor average 35,496, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Answer 4's national animal is the Four Legged Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fourian Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 4 is ranked 304,093rd in the world and 32nd in Testregionia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Answer 4, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
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Answer 4, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief.
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Answer 4, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow.
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Answer 4, pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes.
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Answer 4, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.
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Answer 4 lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
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Answer 4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
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Answer 4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Answer 4, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
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Answer 4, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute.










































