| Population | 22.871 billion |
| Capital | Great Leader's Funland |
| Leader | Great Leader |
| Faith | Great Leader's cult |
| Currency | Anticountriopian |
| Animal | Fox |
The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.871 billion Anticountriopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Anticountriopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,342 trillion Anticountriopians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 583,390 Anticountriopians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,464,263 per year while the poor average 5,249, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, it is said that an Anticountriopian woman's work is never done, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Anticountriopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Leader's cult.
Anticountriopia is ranked 332,570th in the world and 5th in Solidaritat for Nicest Citizens, with 0.03 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Anticountriopia, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
- : Following new legislation in
Anticountriopia, it is said that an Anticountriopian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in
Anticountriopia, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
- : Following new legislation in
Anticountriopia, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in
Anticountriopia, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration.
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Anticountriopia, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
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Anticountriopia, above Anticountriopia there is only sky and the fear of the unknown.
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Anticountriopia, religious dissidents are heartless and cold-blooded.
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Anticountriopia, warning signs caution Anticountriopians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in
Anticountriopia, preservative-laden Anticountriopian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
























































